The BGA

Shit bitch,
O.K. So by now it’s perfectly clear exactly how gross Britney Spears really is.
And finger quotation excuses of "I’m country y’all" can’t even begin
to justify the extreme discomfort she has put us through in the last little
while (K-Fed, Cheetoh Crumb Face and who could forget Labiagate.) Clearly Brit
need to clean up her act , class it up a little, keep her couchie away from
prying eyes and start to work on her blotchy, swollen, pasty image.
Britney has, in the past, done well by emulating other successful women, her
predecessors, and repackaging their already successful formulae. Madonna,
Jen Gar’s Alias persona, Marlene Deitrich to name a few. These derivative
transformation had the success they did because they enabled Britney to act out
more sexy and sophisticated roles, that, even when entering raunchy territory,
still managed to flatter her them nubile physique and seemingly naive
personality.
Etant donnée…. Why the hell is her current makeover putting her in a league
of her own dressed up to the T as Penny Marshall? And not cute Laverne
and Shirley Penny Marshall, we’re talking Riding in Cars with Boys
Penny Marshall, I’m talking no red, green or otherwise coloured carpet to small
for a public appearance Penny Marshall.
Oh Brit What’s next your Estelle Getty Makeover?

Ooooh, Looks like Nicole Ritchie beat you there.

This entry was posted on Monday, January 22nd, 2007 at 7:52 am and is filed under Can i get an A-Men. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.