The BGA

I
had posted a while back of the breakup between Marc Jacobs and his GLR*
boyfriend, Jason Preston. It turned out that they hadn’t broken up… I don’t
know if I bothered to mention that. I do remember having posted a link to
Jason’s Friendster page, which I wont do a second time, you can look through
the archives if you want to find it.
Anyways following my less than kind analysis of the situation (although I was
not alone in doing so) I read a rather angry missive on Jason’s page regarding
the coverage of what ended up being a fabricated breakup. I’m sure it wasn’t
directed at me, given my humble readership of 2 or 3 people, but I felt bad
none the less, I certainly wouldn’t want everybody chiming in to remind me what
a fucktard I was if I got dumped, especially not in print for public
consumption, so I apologized. But then I read this today… and all I could
think was, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
and not just for Jason Preston, who has a tattoo of Marc Jacobs name (as
evidenced in a previous blog) on his forearm, but also for stupid ass Marc
Jacobs, whose desk was photographed for Jalouse or Citizen K or some other high
priced European Fashion magazine, on which sat in some tacky Swarovski crystal
picture frame a photo of hustler white himself (JJ Preston) with Mimi at some
party and I was just like is this really what you want people to see of your
work space? Some trick ho gallivanting with a puffy washed up camp queen… I
know, I know, it’s hard to tell which of the 2 deserves which title, meh If I’m
not mistaken they’re both Jersey Girls with ladders in their eyes. Anyways, So
I read this, and I laughed… Also I want to highlight that Trick Ho (JJ P) is
now in his element, or natural habitat it seems chumming it up with none other
that Perez! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Here it is from Rush and Molloy:

Report of split not so far off the Marc

Looks like designer Marc Jacobs wants nothing to do with his one-time boyfriend, hardbodied former rent boy Jason Preston.

We reported last month that the pair had split, which earned us this
electronic tongue-lashing from Preston: "We’re still happily together.
DAMN, get your facts straight & stop hating." And true, the couple
looked cuddly at a Nov. 14 party.

But now it seems the twentysomething Twinkie might have to change his "Marc Jacobs" forearm tattoo to "Markdown."

We ran into Jacobs yesterday at the premiere of Michael Lucas‘
flashy high-budget skin flick "La Dolce Vita." Asked how Preston was
doing, Jacobs told us, "I couldn’t tell you. I haven’t seen him. I
haven’t spoken to him. I don’t know what he’s doing. And if he told me,
I’m not sure I would believe him, because he’s not a very honest
person."

Ouch. Preston didn’t respond to our E-mails yesterday, but we did
suspect the worst when, a mere two weeks after Preston defended his
relationship with Jacobs, our own Ben Widdicombe reported the ex-hustler making out with gossip blogger Perez Hilton.

When did things go sour? A source tells us it may have been a night the
couple spent with friends at the gay lounge Therapy, when Jacobs was
introduced to a handsome young fellow, who will remain nameless for now.

The designer gave the 23-year-old a warm greeting on Tuesday, and we
hear he was to be a guest at Jacobs’ holiday masquerade party last
night.

GLR= Gay, Lame and Retarded, as coined by Erika "E-Train" McMeekin

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