The BGA

So First she didn’t and then she did, and then
she couldn’t and then Oh no she di’ent!

But now it looks as though she has… or will.

Malawian baby David, in who pop super star
Maballah had shown interest in (adopting that is) has now officially (according
to BBC online… that’s where I read it) lifted off Malawian soil and is headed
for his new home with little Lola and Rocco to be a chocolate chip in Madges
banana loaf family. Good deed or not, public relations stunt, marriage
band-aid, or an Angelina like desire to ‘heal the world’ the fact remains that
some poor ass orphan is gonna get to grow up filthy stinkin rich. Fuck, if
Mabs’ PR bitch told her that adopting 25-year-old Canadian homos would revive
her career, I’d be first in line to become her chosen progeny.

So now all these Malawians are all up
in arms about ‘how dare Madonna be allowed to ignore the laws of Malawi (where
there is a mandatory 18 month waiting period between applying for adoption, and
obtaining custody of the adopted child) and be given custody after only a two
week period’ and I say ‘true dat’, she shouldn’t be above the law, but then I
say: “hear me now!” Maballah is well rich, and her 2 other kids look well taken
care of and relatively happy. I also say money or no money, crazy, uptight, or laid-back
hippy; most parents raise at least one neurotic freak (that would be me in my
family.) David is going to have it just fine, and while breaking the rules isn’t
good for upholding the rules, would it not be more tragic to be baby David and
make it so close to being a rich ass mofo and be hauled back to some orphanage
than to say, yeah we loved the material girl when we were like 12, and if she
wants to buy one of our babies, shit yeah she can.

I’m not some Madonna freak, in fact I think she’s
a bit of a twat, but I will never stand in the way of rags to riches, unless the
riches belong to a pervy molester.

I wish David the best
of luck with his new family, and I do hope when he learns to read that he
somehow finds this post and decides that I deserve a cash reward for fighting
for his right to party with Shiloh.

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