the top ten things I’m bitching about today
10.
The reckless driver who nearly took me and my dad out this afternoon while
talking on her cell phone. When we shouted "Oi! look out!"(to save
our own fragile flesh) Bitch had the nerve to be like "Sorry, what do you
want from me?" Like we were over reacting, so we both screamed: "For
you to get off the phone you stupid cunt!" Well I said the last part
alone.
9. People and their damn cell phones, If their not nearly running you over,
their carrying on personal conversations on the bus or in the coffee shop or
where fucking ever the god damn urge hits them. Do you need to be talking to
someone every minute of the day? I
know how you can deal with that
8. Nasty garbage on everybody’s front lawn. What gives. Pick up the shit on
your lawn. And for everyone else, don’t throw your shit away on peoples lawns.
7. That dumb ass 905er who thought that I would give a shit that he doesn’t
like my jeans, bitch if I wanted to look like a barely literate ex con, I’d ask
for your advice. I am quite content to look like a downtown homo.
6. How every cup of coffee is too small, yet always manages to get cold before
I’m done.
5. How Poops’ computer is a 2 ton paper weight in my office.
4.How no jeans are long enough for me or fit right, and the ones that I like sell
for $325.00. Who the fuck can justify $325.00 for a pair of jeans. (p.s. if you see me in
nice new jeans, please don’t ask me to justify buying them)
3. How some bitch who calls herself Dana Fine arts (more like Dana big fat
bitch!) out bid me on the large format Polaroid back I was gonna get for under
$20.00 at the very last minute cause she’s a sneaky rat.
2. How every time I turn on the radio I catch the end of a song and ten minutes
of advertisements
1. Treeplanting. Fuck this ‘I’ll be gone ’till November’ bullshit. Rural manual
labour jobs are for illegal migrant workers.
