someone please call 911
I realize
that this blog has quickly become nothing more than another place on the
already saturated internet, for people to keep up to date on gossip, and in all
fairness, it’s cause I love gossip, but I am trying to reform, or at least talk
myself into being a little more introspective and unguarded. Today, however,
gossip is the rule cause I’m sitting on a story far too big not to tell. Like
the Whitney Huston story I told you last week this is more of a tragedy than a
comedy:
So you may
have heard it reported that Child Services visited Britney Spears and K Fed
today for a “routine patrol” or something, which in my opinion begs the
question, what is a routine Child services inspection And since when do the
child services people routinely check in on new parents, unless… So I was
wondering, could it have been the driving with baby in lap incident? the
endless rumors of K Fed’s degenerate behavior? Or was there something more
here… Britney’s publicists were all, it was just routine, nothing to see here,
move along, which is like a dead giveaway that something is totally wrong,
right? cause otherwise they would have been like “the child services people
think that Britney is an amazing parent and they want to give her an
outstanding young mother award” or some shit.
So around
2:00pm I went to thesuperficial.com and read that: Sometime last week, under
the supervision of a nanny, Sean Preston fell out of his high chair, knocking
his soft little baby head on the floor. So far the reports don’t specify
Britney or Kevin’s whereabouts during the incident, so they may have been
alongside the child or out hiring little people for their next party or
whatever, but here’s my guess.
Britney is
dumb, but not that dumb, and I get the impression that she loves that little baby
more than she loves herself, so I imagine that neither she nor K Fed were home
during the incident (I think given K Fed’s previous experience as a baby daddy
he would have reacted promptly to something like this) I think that the nanny
freaked, and tended to the baby, and once he calmed down she was probably like
fiew! And just left it at that… the reports suggest that after 6 days of the
baby’s crying and being generally groggy Britney got nervous and took Sean to
the hospital, where they found that he had a fracture on his little skull. OMG!
So subsequently, as is customary in all cases of fractured baby skulls, Child
Services were sent on a “routine visit” to make sure that Brit and K Fed were
adequate parents.
This story
is sad because people are always like what’s wrong with that guy, did he fall
on his head as a baby? And Sean Preston did, only the good lord knows what this
will mean for him.
Tomorrow,
or the day after I’ll try to write something more interesting, but for now be
happy that you have the latest gossip long before it has been sullied by the
masses and the free daily newspapers that litter the subway tracks… while everyone
one else is pondering Gynky’s choice to name her little lump of flesh Moses
(happy effin Passover Gwynks) know that you have the cutting edge with this “fractured
Skull” news.
BGA
