The BGA

this really smart guy who like ladies mostly but puts a cock in his mouth occasionally said his desire for women was attached to his biological drive to reproduce and that pussy eating was just a stop on the road to fertilisation even when he was engaged in the act, whereas with men it was more an expression of lust, an aesthetic desire as he put it.  I don’t want to oversimplify his understanding of his sexuality, i just read his assertions of desire differently than he.  Then Rose, who is also all up in his mix she agrees with him, which totally figures, baby makers are so like that.
so this goes out to her, with all my love.
Hey
Bé,
so did you have a good evening last night? I’m sure you ended up with Fynn, arms wrapped tightly around
which ever part of his body you could grab ahold
of, whispering sweet everythings
into his ear, dreaming of eternity and all those babies that biology shoves
into your head every time you are near (heterosexual) male pheromones. It’s a
small wonder that heterosexuals manage to get anything done at all with all of
this biological predispositions, and incapability to turn off their
reproductive urges, thank god for all of those infertile women out there or
we’d never get anywhere would we. And us gays who don’t actually crave sex for
biological reasons, you see when we do it it’s like a big ‘fuck you‘ to
the ‘natural order’. Gays are just natural born transgressors, and we sex (even
if subconsciously) to fuck with the hegemonic powers that be, in fact we are
truly spawn of the devil set on earth to cast a dark cloud over society and
turn everyone towards Satan.
Why do you suppose there are so many "failed heterosexuals" out
there? it all started with a diabolic queer who invented divorce. You see
before gays, straights couldn’t even help themselves but to follow their noses
to their biologically predetermined destiny settling for the most powerful
odour & they would become lifelong partners as nature intended them to be.
But then a gay came, invented the word culture and started to tell as many
people as she could that we make our own decisions… she said that we decide
to do as we’ve learned but that there are always options, different ways of
living. People were sceptical, as well they should have been, for think how
easy life would be now had any of those foolish easily tricked breeders had the
forethought to see her radical ideas for what they really were: devil talk.
Well maybe all humans would still be living in our original unblemished state.
But no, we have divorce, we have single parent families, we have Super
Nintendo, we have war, we have stds
but more importantly, people are defiling their own NATURAL sexuality by
engaging in such seed wasting activities as oral sex, frotage, and the most insidious: the POO STAB!
It’s no small wonder that humanity has survived this long under the influence
of the gays.
Even more remarkable is that nature has managed somehow to prevail as
the dominant force behind heterosexual intercourse and that men and women are
still drawn together by the miracle of life…. every time.