One for the road
I am just
leaving work so I’m gonna make this brief.
1.Gwyneth
has a Guinness, people are heard gasping and as per uje she doesn’t give a
shit.
In NYC at a
fancy eatery with her chia-pet of a husband Chris someoneorother… A very
Preggers Gynks had a beer, allegedly on her doctors recommendation cause
Guinness has loads of iron… doesn’t spunk have loads of iron? I guess Spunk isn’t macrobiotic.
2. Naomi
Campbell strikes again. This time she’s thrown something at one of her
neighbors (some 41 year old broad) head, a hospital visit and stitches were
involved. Cops were called and Campbell was hauled off.
3. Justin
Thinks K-Fed is gross. So do I.
4. Ryan
Seacrest is still very gay despite his best efforts to convice the world that
he was kissing Teri Hatcher in earnest on the beach. Nice try Cocksucker, we
all know Terri Hatcher has a bigger dick than Dennis Rodman.
5. Pete
Doherty is still a mess. They say he’s buying jaguars, then leaving them
unattended, and after they get toed, more he buys.
6. Lindsay
Lohan is not dating Leo DiCaprio despite the fact that their celebrity couple
name would be Di-Lo!
7. Julia
Roberts isn’t such a good actress after all (gasp!) she broke character during
her first stage performance and laughed that horrible guffaw of a laugh of hers
at a stray tomato. And no, not one aimed at her.
8. Clay
Aiken’s CD release has been pushed back while release of his totally not staged
sex tape with four different girls is being pushed forwards.
9. Britney
is being sued by her former body guards for being cheap and OverProtected.
10. K-Fed’s
new album is called Playing With Fire, sounds about right to me.
11. Only 1
more 16 year old left to go on Idol, I hope she fucks up big time next week.
12. Vin
Diesel is a mean gay, all fuck no affection, but tides maybe turning, looks
like he just fucked with the wrong emotionally unbalanced bottom.
13. Usher
and Eva Mendez are trying for their own P.R. relationship
14. Nick
Lachey likes em young blond selfish and dumb, enter Kristen Cavellari of Laguna
beach Fame (I watched it on DVD trust me she’s nasty and stupid)
15. The
Johnson and Johnson Girls know how to make a bitter rivalry great copy. Thank
you Casey.
16. Apparently
Madonna doesn’t do so well here in North America cause we can’t shake the idea
of her talking in that funny accent and being tossed from horses while aiming
her sites at game hens. Pity luv.
17. The
Posh Bekhams have finally made their decision… looks like Katie’s going to have
to go it alone. Posh wears a red stringy bracelets announcing that her phony
devotion is to Madonna.
18. Kirsten
Dunst makes me sick.
If you want
more details about all this go find em your damn self.
