The BGA

One thing Chloe Sevigny and I share, aside from
a willingness to suck Vincent Gallo’s cock for the cameras, is an affinity for
gossip, and like everything else in our remarkably similar lives, our
preference is for upper crust snobby gossip. We also have shitty taste in men often opting for guys who are way
beneath us, well that’s true for me, I don’t know if I can say the same for
her…

Which brings me to my next point of the day. Mariah
Carey is cute. I know what you’re thinking: “barf. She is so not cute,” and I
agree she’s not. But she’s so cute. It’s like Lilo, their from New Jersey or
Long Island or something like that so to begin with we have expect certain
kinds of behavior that may seem gauche to people who grew up (middle class) in
the city. Anyways she’s cute because she’s ‘not fat not so thin’ and she’s
found a way to deal, now if only her stylist would accept what she seems to
have… here’s the quote right off page 6, preciouso:

"Everyone said
I was fat, so I did something about it," slaphappy songbird Mariah
Carey blurted to Page Six, seemingly out of nowhere. "Here! Feel my
thighs! Feel my butt!" After several requests, Page Six agreed to fondle
her newly firmed physique, and can confirm the absence of unsightly
"jelly." "See?" Carey said, proudly. "I’ll never be a
stick woman, but now I’m fierce!"

She wont ever be a stick woman  but she can be fierce, oh Mimi! Lucky for me I’ll never know you’re pain me and lindsay have a contigency plan, It’s a get fat suicide pact, but if  excersice works for you?

Next on the agenda, I want to annoint Will Smith and Jada Pinkett as the Next Bobby and Whitney. On the Oscar pre-show red carpet it was all these crackheads could do to keep from pulling their pipe out right on the red carpet. And then jada was all like: "Where is that Paula Abdul, she’s got something I need" and she wasn’t talking about to a career.

Also Jake Gyllenhal and Kiera Nightly were bumping uglies. It wont last Kiera is too much of a STAR!, and Jake’s too homo/low key, he needs more of a Parker Posey kinda girl or maybe he should give pigme portman a shot? He strikes me as not that tall. Wait, Iknow he should be with KIA.

and quick notes before i go: Uma Thurmon is single again, she dropped the hotel guy.
Vera Wang things that Celebrity cutlure eill take over the world and there will be no room for fashion designers… she’s scared.
see ya. bga

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