hard pressed
so last night was the oscars, i saw one of the nominated films… I guessed all of the winners except best picture… the one film i did see. Oh and i was shocked when three 6 mafia won and then gave an utterly unintelligible speech, hel;l the song was pretty unitelligible in the first place something about it being hard for a pimp. i wish the song would have been called "Shit my ass is sore after by pimp beat me with a hanger, and he thinks he’s got it hard"
Red Carpet: I have an admission to make, I caught a glimpse of Michelle Williams dress during the
pre-show, and i liked the colour but i felt the neck line made her massive knockers look even more outragious so i slagged her during the show. I saw a photo of her today and she looked quite nice, except for all those sad pouty duck expressions she was making all night, her and heath can eat a bowl of dicks an choke on their smug superiority complexes, they’ve got nothing on Jake.
Keira knightly looked good, and i’m sure you’ll all see it over and over, for she will no doubt be named best dressed, even thought the best dressed was clearly a tie 
between Uma and the incomperable Miss Lo, thats J not Li.
however it seems oscar.com is hellbent on making me look like a liar by only having ugly photos of my fashion pics…
Fellicity Huffman looked great in Zac Posen, and Salma Hyeck had a nice colour
dress, but it was cut like a psycho. overall most of the chicas pussied out an wore black: swank, theron, aniston, wies, bullack loads… and the ones who didn’t wear black wore caucasian, like: Watts, Thurmon, alba, witherspoon who was more cream than caucasian, but it was bland none the less, just like her. Actually most of the things about last nioght were pretty bland barring John stewart who was funny, my favorite jokes were the "statues for democracy" and the one about how hard celebrities have it, eviudently none of the audience memebers saw the humour.
George Clooney thanked the academy for acknowlegding AIDS, homos, blacks n’ bitches after all without the precious academy where the hell would AIDS infected black lesbians be today! lest we forget transamerica, lets make that a AIDS infected black tranny lesbos, who we all know had no bigger priority than to watch the oscars and identify with the Cloonster. Meanwhile Aisians are still nothing in hollywood (or to george clooney for that matter)except when a white person accepts an award for geisha and then it was the mad dash to film some aisian, even if she was ang lee’s wife.
I nominate George Cloony to have to re-watch Halle Berry’s acceptance speech over and over again, until he understands the full magnitude of his jackass.
Meryl Streep and Lily Tomlin presented a lifetime achievement do bob to Robert Altman, it was the best 5 minutes of the night, Meryl and Lily are the Bomb and they should star in every movie that come out of the u.s. also meryl’s dress was rad, but i couldn’t find a photo, she is also on my best dressed list no prob.
and now for the moment i’ve been waiting for for it seems ever, i have here for you all, a photo from Lilo’s camera it is a picture of Linsay chillin one back with Kate moss and Kate new hand picked personal fave, scarbourough’s own Irina. enjoy
